Professional Query Letter Writing Service for Agents and Publishers: Get Noticed and Secure Book Deals

Hi, I’m Ali and welcome to my gig!

Are you tired of writing query letters that are more boring than a sloth’s diary? Look no further! I’ll craft a captivating query letter that’ll have literary agents hooked and begging for more.

What you’ll get with this gig:

– A humor-infused, attention-grabbing letter
– Plot summary that’s more entertaining than a llama wearing sunglasses
– Author bio that’ll make you look like the lovechild of Hemingway and Tina Fey
– Tailoring to your chosen agent or publisher (because who doesn’t love feeling special?)
– On-time delivery

I’ve written more letters than a caffeine-fueled squirrel on a typewriter. My humor is so sharp, it could slice through a watermelon.

I have a 100% satisfaction rating (and no, that’s not a joke).

Ready to transform your query letter into a literary masterpiece that agents can’t resist?

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